not only did none of you make Small Beasts, I didn't see a single damn Unfinished Thing... these can be found in the Moon Manors in the Woods Where the Moon Will Be Born
D66 Unfinished Things
D66 Unfinished Things
11. an axe. anything you strike with it becomes hard; as wood, stone, then steel. this dulls the axe of course. of course!
12. milk that makes your bones fragile and timid as balsa wood.
13. paint. anything covered with it is invisible until the paint dries; then it's covered in highly reflective bright white paint.
14. bubblegum that bursts the eardrums of anyone nearby when a bubble is popped like POW.
15. a flashlight that changes your features permanently into a scary gargoyle grimace if you ever shine it at your chin in order to look scary.
16. lantern that turns objects it shines on transparent and cartoon x-ray see through.
21. when you strike a match from this matchbook, all the fires that can see it happen get three times as big with a roar and a leap
22. a top hat that makes your head and itself invisible when worn.
23. a feather duster that very slowly erodes whatever you dust with it into a heap of itchy powder.
12. milk that makes your bones fragile and timid as balsa wood.
13. paint. anything covered with it is invisible until the paint dries; then it's covered in highly reflective bright white paint.
14. bubblegum that bursts the eardrums of anyone nearby when a bubble is popped like POW.
15. a flashlight that changes your features permanently into a scary gargoyle grimace if you ever shine it at your chin in order to look scary.
16. lantern that turns objects it shines on transparent and cartoon x-ray see through.
21. when you strike a match from this matchbook, all the fires that can see it happen get three times as big with a roar and a leap
22. a top hat that makes your head and itself invisible when worn.
23. a feather duster that very slowly erodes whatever you dust with it into a heap of itchy powder.
24. sweep up someone's mess with this broom and you are now you are freaking married to them.
25. ointment which makes a wound never get better or worse. it just stays shiny and yucky forever.
26. scissors which can cut through stone, but nothing else.
31. so long as you have this marble, you fear nothing. if you lose it, you become so scared and crazy.
25. ointment which makes a wound never get better or worse. it just stays shiny and yucky forever.
26. scissors which can cut through stone, but nothing else.
31. so long as you have this marble, you fear nothing. if you lose it, you become so scared and crazy.
32. a knot tied with this rope cannot be untied or cut not even by a clever guy's blade.
33. a fat round bomb with a long fuse; once it goes off, it never stops
exploding, forming a permanent static hellstorm of explosions.
34. wine that makes you old. tastes like grape juice, ages you 1d10 years each time.
34. wine that makes you old. tastes like grape juice, ages you 1d10 years each time.
35. candelabra, anything you put in one of the three sockets will burn and drippy just like a candle
36. when you hand someone this penny, something nearby falls on their head. if it seems like there's nothing overhead then it'll be like a bird or even a plane.
36. when you hand someone this penny, something nearby falls on their head. if it seems like there's nothing overhead then it'll be like a bird or even a plane.
41. a dishtowel that oozes an endless amount of foul filthy grease on whatever you rub with it
42. butterknife so sharp that every time you use it, it cuts the air, which sends an aggrieved blasting gust whirling your way.
43. every step you take up this stepladder makes you half as tall, but not less wide it's pancake time.
42. butterknife so sharp that every time you use it, it cuts the air, which sends an aggrieved blasting gust whirling your way.
43. every step you take up this stepladder makes you half as tall, but not less wide it's pancake time.
44. if all you have is this hammer (like really, truly, you're naked with
just this hammer only) everything looks like a nail and you can pound it
into the ground accordingly.
45. any bugs or Small Beasts you put in this mason jar double in size each day. the jar is always able to hold them, and they will always be able to escape if you open the lid which they will rattle and strain.
45. any bugs or Small Beasts you put in this mason jar double in size each day. the jar is always able to hold them, and they will always be able to escape if you open the lid which they will rattle and strain.
46. it's an apple! if you eat it you get really embarrassed and shy and have to hide
51. it's a really big spoon! and you can fit whatever is on it into your mouth no matter what!
52. an extremely expensive big fancy vase. if you smash it, anyone who sees it happen thinks it's the best and coolest thing they've ever seen, they want to shake your hand and be best friends.
52. an extremely expensive big fancy vase. if you smash it, anyone who sees it happen thinks it's the best and coolest thing they've ever seen, they want to shake your hand and be best friends.
53. while you are drinking (you actually do need to be drinking gulps) from
this mug, nobody will want to bother you and if they have business with
you they will just follow you around waiting their turn.
54. a nice gentlemanly walking stick that makes you walk three times faster than usual.
55. if you put this dog leash on something inanimate it will get really confused and start walking around and bumping into stuff.
54. a nice gentlemanly walking stick that makes you walk three times faster than usual.
55. if you put this dog leash on something inanimate it will get really confused and start walking around and bumping into stuff.
56. this table is so flat. it's so so flat in fact, that anything you put on
it will never fall off of its own accord, no matter what happens.
61. a watering can; water you put into it never pours out, it just starts raining
62. this thermometer gives you instant measles, mumps, and the flu all at once
63. bowl of sugar that tastes disgusting to anybody but ants, who it summons by the millions if sprinkled on the ground
64. it's a thermos that heats cold things to boiling and cools hot things to solid ice
65. if you put this welcome mat in front of any barrier, the barrier is broken and you may enter
66. a closed bottle of beer. anybody who opens it without a bottle opener will be hailed as though a hero from a great war. some things never change.
61. a watering can; water you put into it never pours out, it just starts raining
62. this thermometer gives you instant measles, mumps, and the flu all at once
63. bowl of sugar that tastes disgusting to anybody but ants, who it summons by the millions if sprinkled on the ground
64. it's a thermos that heats cold things to boiling and cools hot things to solid ice
65. if you put this welcome mat in front of any barrier, the barrier is broken and you may enter
66. a closed bottle of beer. anybody who opens it without a bottle opener will be hailed as though a hero from a great war. some things never change.
now take yourself and your little butt and get on out of here
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