Was It Likely?

they keep trying to make New Orleans into New New Orleans and I'll freak the fuck out and start hurting people. these guys like it though. thank you beloved very reverend evan Billy Balling, 23 years old.  He's skinnyfat and wears a black tank tops, suspenders, and a flat cap.He lives in a hollowed out hole in the Bayou St. John trash island. he's got a trapdoor in the ground that people run over, he's got water seeping in through the floor, and he barely notices either since he spends so much damn time in VR. he's a freelance immersive environment engineer and renders everything to a totally obnoxious degree; he'll spend weeks sanding fake floors by hand, his body hooked up to a Mem drip so it doesn't forget what it feels like to exist. mostly old guys hire him to build fake jazz clubs that he populates with racist approximations of jazz legends. when he does leave, he rides an old stupid vespa, and pays people to stand next to it on the sidewalk above h...