a big list of small beasts

i wanted even more small beasts all over the place in The Woods Where the Moon Will be Born and it didn't seem like ya'll were gonna do anything about that 

D66 Small Beasts

11. 1d4 little cat monkeys small enough to fit in your eardrum (their tails dangle out). they desire mainly to bite your ears and to purr really loudly in your ears and to threaten to bite your brain if you take them out.
12. 2d20 that look like painted pebbles of all colors, but instead each one is a little beetle with bioluminescent antennae. The form useful patterns; pre-roll the next encounter; they are arranged as an image of it. They're also rather rude, and get together in groups to spell out "U R Stinky" and things like that. 
13. Looks like a goldfish that flops around on the ground gasping for air. but when you come over to investigate it pops up out of the ground; it's like toadstool and its cap just looks like a dying goldfish. then it spits water at you.
14. 1d6 little yellow lizards with duck bills and three tails like super-slippery banana peels. run under your feet and then cry and scream about you stepping on them. 
15. 1d4, like stickbugs but they resemble swords of different sizes. they wish to be wielded in battle but they're horribly nervous, so when you try to seize one, they open their flashy shiny wings and fly away with a horrible sword of clashing steel. 
16. 2d6 tiny dust bunnies combined with horrible long hair little old lady dogs. allergic to themselves so they're sneezing all the time and they climb in your stuff and make you sneeze and your eyes water like crazy
21. Something like an orchid mantis that looks like a beautiful stately flower. If you get close enough it does a screaming honk at you loud as an air raid siren! 
22. 1d3 hands with little bird wings and eyes on the tip of each finger. grab and item and begin to fly unsteadily away at just above head height
23. like a little centipede with a trumpet trunk. wants you to follow it to a random location out in the woods. 
24. 1d4 like a tiny little devil imp with long scissor-legs. wants to cut any and all strings or ropes
25. 3d6 that have a snout like a suction cup with teeth and a body like a whirlygig propeller. they stick to you and rip your flesh if you pull em off. then they start spinning. 6+ is enough to propel you at walking speed, 12+ is running speed, and at 18 you're as fast as a bird in flight.
26. always 2, shaped like pears with big bristly beards. one carries a tiny pot of glue and a brush, the other carries a tiny table on its back and a briefcase full of dishes and cutlery. follow you around and set up shop on your tongue while you sleep. when you wake, the table is glued to your tongue, and the pair dine on half of every meal that enters your mouth. 
31. like a pair of rats that are completely indistinguishable from comfy slippers when their eyes are closed. their mouths are on the inside though, and if you wear them for too long you will find your toenails have been chewed all the way off. 
32. like a tiny sun with a face and feet. there are 1d4 other Small Beasts trapped in orbit around it. wants you to orbit it as well; if you do, it will beam happily and a little patch of earth will continually sprout wild strawberries (you'd have to orbit for about 3 encounter checks to get a meal out of this). if you don't, it will glower balefully and start a little fire. 
33. completely invisible inside a too-big (yet still tiny) chef outfit with floppy arms and legs and a towering hat. stirring a soup it is making in a hole in the ground. the soup tastes very nasty; it will go to great lengths to get you to taste it. 
34.  like a tiny pheasant with a worm for a head. blind, it navigates by tapping its head on the ground like a cane. 
35. 1d6 spiders in climbing gear. they want to scale you like Everest. If any of them ever do, they plant a flag on your head, and the number appearing increases to 2d6, as tourists flock to you.
36. a pair of lovers, one like a furry bean and the other like a little acorn. they follow you around, hand in hand, gazing into each others eyes. they find the next thing you drink out of an incredibly romantic vista and sit on the lip of it canoodling.  
41. a little spy with large protruding ears sticking out past the rim of their hat and big feet. will follow you absolutely everywhere you go with incredible acrobatic prowess, but their big ears always give them away. if they are ever spotted they will kill themselves with a crunch and a little puff of cyanide vapor. 
42. like a little skull with tiny feet and incredibly long, thin arms. its arms are long enough to reach up into tree branches, but they also get tangled in everything. wants to be friends and will always try and hand useful things to you, but you'll spend a lot of time getting its arms unstuck. 
43. a geometric slug shaped like a rhombus, with little pyramid ears. the tip of its snout is fiercely bioluminescent, like a little blue laser. it is a great admirer of beauty, but anything it looks at for too long gets little pinprick holes burnt into it.
44. a little governess with little eyes and gigantic eyebrows. it stands stiff and shuffles across the ground like a grey traffic cone. its arms are spaghetti noodley and just barely reach the ground, meaning it's always puffing and straining as it tries to arrange everything in reach into orderly tiled patterns. 
45. a little translucent cherub bobbling unsteadily through the air with a tiny glowing cartoon heart in its breast. if it bumps into anything sharp it pops like a balloon, leaving the glowing heart behind as the rest melts away. the heart is sharp, like an arrowhead, and can be used to make a cupid's arrow. 
46. a wide gnashing maw of curved fangs atop a tiny opulent evening gown. can and will chew through almost anything but if any of it gets on the gown it will freak out and start biting everything around it wildly if you don't get the stain out. 
51. a train of 21 trundling beetles with 1d12 other Small Beasts on their backs. the one at the front is huffing and puffing mightily with steam coming out of its ears. 
52. 1d6 hopping heads with big mustaches and muttonchops. some have monocles, some have two monocles. all have big thick smokey cigars. they have a business proposition for you: take over a Moon Manor and start charging rent. when they're all indoors, their cigar smoke becomes stifling and quickly stains the walls and ceilings and furniture. 
53. 1d4 alphabet bugs, like a little letter (pick randomly) with googly eyes and feet. they're always looking for more of their kind. if you arrange them to form a word, they will all start giggling and then merge to transform into that thing in a puff of smoke. 
54. a little snake with a head on each end. they never want to go the same way, and neither head understands that there's another head on the other end. if you ever introduce them, they attack one another in a fit of pent up aggression; one swallows the other, and they vanish.
55. a little ringmaster with incredibly long whiskers and a little hoop. it wants things to jump through the hoop. any creature that does will transform into a Burning Tiger. 
56. 2d6 little four legged kangaroos. incredibly bouncy and delight in bouncing up into your groin or stomach or nose. accuse you of being a spoilsport if you get mad.
61. 2d6 little ballerinas with scrub-brush heads. want to clean you off by standing on their heads and spinning around really fast. their mouths are somewhere under the bristles and the soap they use is their spit.
62. 1d4 little birds with long, many-jointed talons. want to nest in your hair and weave it into complex patterns. they all have their own ideas and will bicker and squabble constantly.
63. 4d20 tiny water buffalo. if there are more than 20, it's an ankle-high stampede! if they ever get wet, they will swell up into full sized very soggy water buffalo.
64. 3d6 caterpillars with looking-glass heads. if there are more than 16, they will try and form a ring around you and all reflect light onto you at once. then they will all vanish in a flash, and standing beside you will be a perfect copy of yourself with mirrored teeth. its disposition will depend on how well you treated the caterpillars, but at its core it does always believe that if it comes down to it, it deserves to eat you. 
65. roll on any other encounter table. these small beasts have dressed up as that encounter. they might fool you from a distance but up close it's lumpy and amateurishly painted. underneath are 20+1d10 Small Beasts like millipedes with long pokey noses who scatter and wriggle into the earth. 
66. two incredibly tiny ladies, even by Small Beast standards. they wear sheer, formfitting dresses and have six sets of feet. they say they are holding a child between them, but it's two small for you to see. they want you to decide who gets to keep the child. if you decree the child should be sliced in half, one of them will immediately brandish a knife and do it, splitting the atom and exploding everything.

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