the leopard wind of the stolen world

it's all about that kitty kitty cat cat cat

the spots on a leopard are not. they are holes instead, and the Leopard Wind blows through them like a flute. this is why the leopards walk so strangely and stumbling; they are dancing to the music of their very own wind, insensible to us. this wind blows from the sun; it is the same wind that blows around the shell of Crawl King Beetle as he rolls the sun across the sky, and no wonder the fur of the leopard is the same gold as that celestial egg. bees are known to follow the Leopard Wind, and make their nests in the holes of leopards, which drip with honey. of all the issue of the alien insects, who lie tantalizingly outside of the Ash-Tongued Curse's jurisdiction, honey alone is safe to eat.

tell me this guy isn't full of bees you can't you just can't know that for certain