the worst man in the world is an orc

An orc is a man who doesn't care about anything but being the most filthy horrible disgusting violent degraded caricature of a man there ever was, because that is the truth they have smelled in the reek of their heart and the only ladder for them to climb.

this doesn't mean they're not a little funny though

certainly they are stars of stage and screen
 

but i don't think they're punk rock

An orc is like a cartoon that makes you sick to look at and laugh at and so that's how i'm going to try to make you feel.

  1. completely covered in a quarter inch of greasy, black grime
  2. eyes bloodshot, infected crusty oozing
  3. lips bubbled over with fat white ulcers
  4. ripped out a racehorses neck with his teeth than crawled down its throat to keep it running
  5. face taut and crusted with oily zits
  6. lips cut off to expose teeth and diseased gums
  7. teeth rotted and broken to jagged little points
  8. eyes bugging out of their sockets to the point of cracking them
  9. skin dry and bleeding and flaking off
  10. chewed his way out of his mothers womb and into his midwifes
  11. swallowed a snake and a mongoose alive so they could fight in his stomach
  12. fucked a tiger till it fell in love then cheated on it with an alligator
  13. spikes driven through heels like stilettos
  14. gooey wet yellow sores all over their body
  15. skirt made from the begging hands of panhandlers
  16. constantly hacking and coughing and wheezing and spitting
  17. necklace made of the ring fingers of long distance lesbians finally on their honeymoon
  18. other tongues stitched to his own tongue, stretches down to his belly
  19. turned his asthmatic niece into brisket and fed her to his brother
  20. teeth sharpened to serrated points
  21. earrings made of pierced human ears
  22. bottom teeth have grown an inch through lower lip
  23. boiled his wife alive in the tub
  24. went shot for shot with everyone at a bachelorette party till they all died of alcohol poisoning
  25. killed his father fucked his mother
  26. chain mail beard of human teeth
  27. gave every man woman and child in his town syphilis
  28. used a priests guts for autoerotic asphyxiation in a confession booth
  29. broke into a zoo and killed all the animals in it with his hands
  30. beat a boxing opponent to death with his own arm
  31. drank a girls piss out of her balls
  32. severed head on the back of his head, braided into his hair
  33. mouth cut open like the joker up to his ears
  34. spike through his head like the steve martin arrow
  35. hid himself in deer carcasses so he could get close enough to little fawns to wring their necks
  36. raised three sons; each one massacred their entire kindergarten class
  37. strangled his kindergarten glass during naptime
  38. poisoned his kindergarten class at snacktime
  39. hanged his kindergarten class from the swings
  40. secretly lived in a families attic, eating their cats and their neighbors cats
  41. skeletal, eyes sunken a full inch back into his head
  42. stood in traffic and let cars rushing to the hospital hit him and then killed the drivers
  43. took everyone's weights and machines at the gym and heaped them into a huge pile and beat everyone else who wanted to use them to death and then completed a workout with every single one of them before going home
  44. blood diamond grills each stone engraved with the names of the kids who died mining it
  45. hair down to feet, skulls woven into it
  46. raised by wolves, became leader of the pack, adopted a man doing the grizzly man thing and then did the grizzly man thing to that guy
  47. surgeon who ate every organ he removed
  48. kittens and puppies and doves pinned to him with spikes
  49. stomach acid leaking and sizzling from holes in his belly that spell the 14 words
  50. sentenced to solitary confinement, separated into a tulpa of a whole other guy who beat him to death, ate him, and was released because nobody knew how he got in there
  51. neck at a sideways broken angle
  52. broken legs, bone healed jutting out of shin
  53. wearing the skin of a whole entire baby as a mask
  54. swollen rotting arms with little white worms in them
  55. never closes mouth, drooling down chest
  56. rolled pcp blunts with every single page in the bible then forced a bible study group to smoke them all till they all died
  57. family bought a pet ape and he chewed the face off it
  58. broke every bone in an olympic gymnasts body then made her compete
  59. paralyzed his grandparents then used them as furniture
  60. killed old ladies by jumping off of ten story buildings and landing on them
  61. went down on a guy and bit his dick off then fucked him with it
  62. killed and ate the brains of the top students at a law school then took the Bar and passed
  63. went to operas so he could kill all the people who died in the performance for real
  64. took a girl to the club then danced on top of her till she died
  65. fucked a guy with an elephant skin condom so hard the dudes heart exploded
  66. gangstalked a woman until she went crazy and killed her girlfriend
  67. taken in by nuns as a baby till he drowned one with his piss
  68. has a mouth full of other peoples teeth, at least two times as many as normal
  69. learned a dead language from the last woman who spoke it then killed the woman and lobotomized himself so he'd forget it
  70. hair full of raw ground beef and flies
  71. entire body smeared with shit
  72. maggots and worms living in the meat of the tongue
  73. built a house for his grandma then punched it apart with her inside
  74. looks kind of like a dog that barked at you when you were four years old
  75. mohawk of spikes embedded in head
  76. suit with noses for buttons
  77. filthy wedding dress with a veil of braided human hair
  78. swastika shaped cheek gauges that expose entire jaw of teeth
  79. spike nipple piercings with eyes spiked on them
  80. huge upside down cross scar on chest
  81. nose cut off and replaced with a long spike
  82. gimp suit of hairy human skin
  83. completely covered in man-fat grease
  84. never stops crying, red tracks worn in his cheeks
  85. canadian tuxedo completely caked in dried blood
  86. huge erection wrapped in barbed wire
  87. fed a camel through a wood chipper and pushed it through the eye of a needle
  88. black rubber latex suit filled with blood and cum
  89. long yellow fingernails curled in on themselves
  90. full body tattoos illustrating how to tempt, catch, cook, and eat children
  91. broken fingers splintered and twisted back on themselves
  92. entire body swollen hot and infected red to the touch
  93. keeps vomiting blood
  94. did bathsalts then ate a guys face off
  95. skin splitting and bursting under the weight of his fat
  96. veins like squirmy twitchy ropes
  97. rats latched onto both of his balls
  98. crawled down chimneys on christmas eve to cut off parent's heads and wrap them up under the tree for their kids to find
  99. put razorblades and crystal meth in kids candy on halloween
  100. cock and ball torture dom except he tortured people with his cock and balls
phil hale knows about it


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