live to die to win

That hobo was a dummy. of course you can win. winning is dying a good death. 

see? this is what winning looks like

of course, if you want to die best of all, look no further than Joy.
but these are pretty good too. even better than the last time I did em. 

d66 ways to win the game

11. die young and leave a perfect corpse.
12. die at home with those you love most.
13. die confident you'll be mourned by a nation.
14. die survived by at least 12 children.

15. die without pain or fear.

16. die confident you'll be remembered as a martyr.

21. die where nobody can see, confident that no one will.

22. die confident that your body will be preserved for at least five hundred years. 
23. die surrounded by your countless riches.

24. die at the hands of your only equal.

25. die in a way that proves no one ever really knew you

26. die having taught someone everything you know.

31. die at the hands of someone you taught everything you know.

32. die for the most beautiful woman you've ever seen.

33. die alongside the most beautiful woman you've ever seen.

34. die at the hand of the most beautiful woman you've ever seen after they've kissed you. 

35. die for something you alone care about.
36. die at your own hand, confident nothing else in the world could take your life. 

41. die after having been thought dead 9 times and attending your own funeral at least once.
42. die in the place you were born.
43. die confident your death will be remembered as a cautionary tale.
44. die confident that no one will believe you are dead.
45. die in a different body than the one you were born in.
46. die on a different world than the one you were born to.

51. die having never been punished for your sins.

52. die knowing there is someone who would have died to kill you, having denied them the satisfaction.

53. die knowing there is someone who has sworn to kill themselves when you die.

54. die knowing you have made at least one truly perfect thing.

55. die with all of your trespasses forgiven.

56. die in more ecstasy than you ever felt in life.

61. die knowing your name is synonymous with a movement.

62. die knowing your name will be invoked as a curse.

63. die at the hand of something only you have seen.

64. die a death more beautiful than anything you've ever seen.

65. die confident that there is no one on earth who will remember you. 
66. die as the earth dies with you.

  

away, away