the most beautiful woman you've ever seen

seeing the most beautiful woman you've ever seen is the best thing ever
as a player whenever your character sees anyone for the first time you can permanently gain 1 HP by declaring that this is the most beautiful woman you've ever seen. 
you'll do absolutely anything for the most beautiful woman you've ever seen. if she hasn't asked you to do anything you must try to impress her at all costs. if she is lacking something, you must try to bring it to her. 

the most beautiful woman you've ever seen is like a fish on the grey sand under the grey sky

until you kiss her, you cannot do this again, and never again to her until you've kissed someone else who is the most beautiful woman you've ever seen. 
 
the most beautiful woman you've ever seen is like gushers on denim. she's like brown beer bottles in the sun on the river   


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  1. I love-love-love this.
    It is like a "law of the social"!
    You are on fire, girl!

    For greek tragedy (and maybe less HP finger), I could imagine
    "As a player whenever your character sees anyone for the first time you can heal an existing instance of harm, or ignore a future one, by declaring that this is the most beautiful woman you've ever seen.

    you'll do absolutely anything for the most beautiful woman you've ever seen. if she hasn't asked you to do anything you must try to impress her at all costs. if she is lacking something, you must try to bring it to her. If you deny this energy that wells in your body or stop in your pursuit, then great
    madness, moroseness, or an accident - will befall you at next inopportune or poetic moment.
    GM's choice."

    (Channel some Paris/Helen energy... Reading Troy currently, and it is blending up my fae brain)

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