questions to ask girls at the bar

girls are naturally inclined towards interrogation and they love when you do it

she would love it if u asked where shes from is she single
  1. What custom of this land do you refuse to adopt?
  2. How does the curse in your belly pervert you?
  3. Who do you carry on your back wherever you go?
  4. Who do you seek to feed yourself to?
  5. From what high tower did you fall and why were you kept there?
  6. Why can't your weapon kill anyone?
  7. How did your true love die?
  8. What little rascal dogs at your heels?
  9. What theft made you saintly?
  10. Why does your ruler spurn your selfless service?
  11. Why wear this fragile armor?
  12. Why do you display this trophy that shames you so?
  13. Why do you wear a mask of your own face?
  14. How is it that you have returned from the grave?
  15. What loathsome home do you long for?
  16. Whose teeth are in your mouth?
  17. What is the thing you were named after and fall short of?
  18. Why won't anyone look you in the eye?
  19. Why does the horde you command need from you?
  20. What did you hope to gain in return for the eye you lost?
  21. How does this impotent sorcerer continue to vex you?
  22. What temple did you destroy with your bare hands?
  23. Who do you do with every instant of spare time you have?
  24. Why do you love the sickness that wracks you?
  25. What threatens the source of your unearthly beauty?
  26. Why can you never stay anywhere longer than one night?
  27. Why must your feet never touch the ground?
  28. Who did you betray your lover for?
  29. What are you trying to change yourself into?
  30. Where have you hidden your heart?
  31. Who do you keep in that jar?
  32. What secret language do you speak?
  33. Why did you have to kill your teacher?
  34. What creature mothered you?
  35. What hated enemy owes you their life?
  36. What is everyone always trying to steal from you?
  37. What will happen if you speak the word you fear to utter?
  38. What reminder of your crimes still haunts you?
  39. Why is it so important for you to be unfailingly polite?
  40. Why do you not fear death?
  41. Why do you maintain this obvious facade?
  42. What are you chained to?
  43. What do you incessantly sing the virtues of?
  44. What do you compulsively test?
  45. Why will no-one let you in their home?
  46. Why will you let no one touch you?
  47. What do your parasites need you to do?
  48. What do you spend every day in fear of?
  49. How do you commune with your distant family?
  50. Why does everyone always laugh at your? 
    wuts that mouth do what r u doing later



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