sloppy drippy gristle gore tables

for games where guys are getting fucking MASHED

you get it don’t piss me AWF and these tables aren't weighted so don't come to me mewling about how adding damage to rolls on these tables doesn't work either

 

SMASHING CRUSHING

Riki-Oh and dont u forget it

1. hit in the head, eyeball dangling
2. spit out 2d10 shattered teeth
3. foot and ankle mashed into one sideways facing mangle
4. fingers splintered into a tangle
5. kneecap smashed almost inverted
6. jaw shattered, swinging like a door in the wind
7. nose smashed, spread across face
8. elbow bent outwards, needle sharp through the flesh
9. hit in the gut so hard puke gushes from your mouth and nose
10. chest cratered, ribs smashed inward
11. skull cracked, brain just below the surface
12. shoulder shattered, arm hanging slack
13. ear crushed into bloody paste
14. neck snapped to the side, head lolling
15. back broken, sharp angles that shouldn’t exist
16. femur crushed, floating loose in the muscle
17. wrist snapped, little bones jumbled together
18. forearm broken, flopping in two separate pieces
19. groin mashed into an indistinguishable mess
20. shin broken, bone jutting of the calf

RIPPING SLASHING

Schramm :/

1. throat slashed open tongue spilling out
2. guts sliding out of an unzipped belly 
3. slash from eye to eye like giving you a fucked up unibrow
4. horrific castration  
5. cheek ripped off, teeth exposed 
6. slice across your mouth now it opens too wide and red 
7. nose sliced off, two sucking holes left 
8. 1d5 fingers sent flying 
9. 1d5 toes scattered across the ground 
10. hand torn off at the wrist, squirting stump 
11. foot sliced off at the ankle, blood pooling 
12. leg cleaved at the knee, ragged, meaty stump twitching 
13. your back flayed open 
14. arm cut off at the elbow, fingers twitching on the fallen hand 
15. a huge butcher cut, arm severed at the shoulder 
16. collarbone sheared in half, each piece grinding against the other 
17. slash down into the webbing your fingers splitting your hand into wet halves 
18. sharp bite into your skull 
19. achilles tendon cut, unraveling up into you 
20. an ear sheared clean off, nothing left but a bloody hole

PIERCING PUNCTURING

Violent Cop (shaking my head so u know i disapprove)

1. hole through the palm, impromptu stigmata 
2. eyeball bursting like a blood jelly balloon 
3. punching through skull, burrowing into grey matter 
4. hole ripped clean through both cheeks 
5. deep hole in your gut, tickling your organs 
6. punctured lung, sucking and gurgling 
7. into your shoulder, grinding against the joint
   
8. pinned through the foot wedged between bones 
9. clean through your chest and out the other side 
10. thrust into your groin, scraping against your pelvis 
11. prying between your ribs, bone flexing in protest 
12. wriggling into the meat of your thigh 
13. skewering the fleshy part of your calf 
14. skimming along your skull and taking your ear with it 
15. racing down the length of your forearm, tearing up veins in its wake 
16. jammed into the tenderness of your side 
17. blood fountaining from the hole punched in your throat 
18. dull, massive pain as it stabs into your bicep 
19. thrust into the softness of the inside of your elbow, forcing bone aside 
20. kneecap exploding under the force of the entry

BURNING MELTING

Evil of Dracula... hes so fucking evil yall...

 

 

 

1. searing stinging as an eye liquefies and boils 
2. cartilage dripping into your mouth as your nose melts all the flesh of your mouth and cheeks fall from the bone 
3. skin peeling and parting to reveal the bubbling meat of your forearm 
4. the skin of your head blisters and burns 
5. your lips melt off your mouth and run down your throat 
6. your throat and lungs are seared, each breath raggedly agonizing 
7. a hand falls to pieces as the tendons burn 
8. your guts begin to cook inside of you, stewing in your own blood 
9. an ear fall away as your ear canal turns to liquid and pours out of your skull 
10. your back is left skinless, raw and red and quivering 
11. the fat of your thigh runs down your leg as it melts 
12. the flesh of your foot gnawed away until the bones can’t hold together 
13. the skin of your chest burns away, leaving your ribs exposed and heaving 
14. your arm sweats blood as the skin dissolves and then the muscle 
15. the sole of your foot is chewed away, searing pain when you step 
16. the skin of your palm is gone; touching anything is pain like lightning 
17. your calf withers away, tendons chewed till they snap 
18. the whole leg is gnawed to the bone, huge swathes of flesh eaten away 
19. the sizzle and hiss as the white, waxy inner layers of your bicep liquefy 
20. all of your skin peels away into nothingness, leaving you naked and scarlet and screaming 

SCREAMING CRYING

my best friend the loml

1. shaking, shivering, sweating vomit 
2. a scream rips your throat ragged, louder than you thought possible 
3. eyes crushed shut 
4. teeth cutting into the soft sponge of your tongue, blood flooding into your mouth 
5. nails pressed into palms until they break off into your flesh 
6. teeth ground until 1d6 splinter 
7. manic joy this shit is not serious how the fuck could anyone believe this shit 
8. only 1 element of something in the scene is real, it’s the only thing that matters
9. desperate shivering, clutching at yourself as you feel yourself straining to fly apart. 
10. piss yourself, hot and shameful. 
11. you can’t be responsible you don’t know what to do. Find someone and make them tell you what to do. If no-one’s around, find God. 
12.  eyes won’t focus, glazed and distant. 
13. hands won’t stop shaking, long after the fear has left your mind 
14. hyperventilating, your hands crabbing inward on themselves, fed by the surfeit of oxygen 
15. blinding headache like a nail through the skull, aura swimming in your eyes 
16. tongue is huge and dry and rasping in your mouth 
17. world swims, your knees go tingly and buckle, you fall
18. heaving, shuddering sobs, scraping your throat raw 
19. choose a simple task. You gotta  do this task, again and again again again
20. there’s nothing left to do just let it fucking happen just let it happen and it’ll be over