stabbing hearts

kalmakoff sweetie ive got what you want

 ah fuck i cut my hand in a smoking weed accident and got blood all over my computer screen and when it dried it left a stain that kinda looks exactly like Bleeding Hearts but for damage call that 

Stabbing Hearts

because i'm stabbing you im stabbing you im stabbing you

"exceptional, and world class poster artist" alright walkuski its not like ur wrong

  1. your damage is esoteric; Xdmg where X is the number of unique rare ingredients used 
  2. your damage is ballistic; Xdmg where X is the amount of significant collateral 
  3. your damage is vengeful; Xdmg where X is the number of wrongs they did you
  4. your damage is sadistic; Xdmg where X is the number of reasons they dread and loath you
  5. your damage is professional; .1Xdmg where X is the amount of money you were paid to kill them
  6. your damage is solitary; Xdmg where X is the number of days you've gone with no one speaking a word to you
  7. your damage is experienced; Xdmg where X is the number of trophies you've taken from this enemies kind or people 
  8. your damage is frenzied; Xdmg where X is the number of days in a row that you've killed someone
  9. your damage is planned; Xdmg where X is the number of facts you know about them
  10. your damage is expressive; Xdmg where X is the number of consecutive new moves you've thrown out
  11. your damage is overwhelming and brutal; Xdmg where X is the number reasons to viscerally fear your appearance
  12. your damage is subtle; .5Xdmg where X is the number of actions your opponent can take before they notice and suffer the effects 
  13. your damage is triumphant; Xdmg where X is the number of cheering onlookers
  14. your damage is zealous; Xdmg where X is the number of things you have sacrificed for the cause
  15. your damage is treacherous; Xdmg where X is the number of favors they have done you
  16. your damage is colossally divine; Xdmg where X is the number of days you have prayed for this
  17. your damage is well paid for; .1Xdmg where X is the amount of money you spent hiring these guys
  18. your damage is robust and reveling; Xdmg where X is the number of unique significant items of food or drink you consumed before the fight
  19. your damage is measured; Xdmg, where X is the number of days you have gone without being involved in violence
  20. your damage is goofy; Xdmg, where X is the number of silly jokes you've done in this fight so far
Yea these are just riffs on the same formula but like i said this started as a bloodstain so ease off

henri lieviens... my beloved... i would fight so many newts for you...


Comments

  1. Really like these; can definitely see them working well for a sword-on-sword duel or something. Great stuff! (Also your taste in art is sublime)

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  2. Aah, beautiful!
    Already was hoping for something like that, after the last one with the different HP for everyone.
    Like this alot! Together with the HP thing this should be stuff for very unique gaming experiences.

    Though I have to admit that I also hoped for something like:
    "Your damage is healing: Your strikes give the target HP instead of taking it. When they reach twice their original amount, you kill them by turning them into a moveless, yet healthy, mount of flesh."
    Well, this would certainly break group combats ... but hey, what isn't broken these days, huh?

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    1. oh absolutely but see that's where you come in lol

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    2. there's a ton of possibility with this tho like; your damage is saw traps; you may not attack conscious targets directly, but if they are at your mercy inside of an intricate trap room of your own design, Xdamage where X is the number of seconds they have to devise a solution to the trap before it triggers

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    3. Awesome!
      A gift that keeps on giving!

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  3. #12, can I deal one million damage and my opponent can take two million actions before they just explode into quarks? At 6 second rounds, that is 138 days later. Assuming they take the "sleep" action each round during the night...

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    1. fuck it i don’t see why not!!!!

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