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partyboys and apex predators (a cottonmouth scenario)

i wrote a poem and then my girlfriend and i made this game for u out of it and i hope u like it let's party with frank dorrey partyboy beer-soaked grunt pathetic caveman he treads in the footprints of sauropods. partyboy, watch your step. im on your ass like a kingpin shark. im gonna rip out your throat. i’m gonna feed  you to army ants. im gonna sell your fingerprints to a deepfake website. he watches his step. he holds his neck together. he thinks everything looks like a bluetooth speaker.  im gonna chew broken glass in front of your face partyboy. im gonna slam a pencil clean through my skull. my mouth plays his music. partyboy forgive me partyboy i’ll baptize you in this field of thousands  of poisonously pink flowers with cough syrup  champagne and the sky gone jurassic and huge. *** at the center of every party is an idiot zen partyboy. everyone at the party, including you, wants to be as close to the partyboy as they can get. you and the ants are the only on...

a cottonmouth dungeon game (my house rules 4 Fall of Emermeraan)

the left stage: first steps to infiltrate the kiss factory

the neurological event of the decade!!!!